dammit i need some more peppy questions

PC: w3ll- *clear throat* well a long LONG time ago my father was alone in a desert... he made my mom out of bits of metal he found lying around to keep him company they made robot kingdom together and slowly he enhanced my mother with better materials. he made the citizens and soon enough he got some of the robots to dig underneath the kingdom, they found millions and millions of dollars in gold and that's why i have my golden roller blades and my golden necklace and such...
but after a long time he noticed that he was aging but the robots were not... he thought there should be two people to rule the kingdom when he was gone so he made me: his daughter, his last invention... he made sure i was the most enhanced in storage, and also made sure my functionality was perfect, so i could never malfunction so i would be a good ruler... i only knew him for one year when my gigabytes were still fresh... than he died...
so no...
i am not your child